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Jul 27 2007
I Dedicate This Song To My Ass
Posted by Heather in Immature Shallow Me

I stand loud and proud as a member of the National Flat Ass Association. This song was written for all of us gals who ain’t got back.

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9 Responses to “I Dedicate This Song To My Ass”
  1. nell says:
    July 27, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Only the flat ones.

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  2. flutter says:
    July 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Want some of mine?

    Reply
  3. CakeHead says:
    July 27, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    I’d gladly give you some of my baby got back.

    Reply
  4. The King Consort says:
    July 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    I happen to like your flat ass……..except when it farts on me.

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  5. Jenn says:
    July 28, 2007 at 6:58 am

    You want some pa donka donk? I can spare a little extra back for ya.

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  6. Beth - Sensible One says:
    July 28, 2007 at 8:36 am

    LOL – where did you find that? It’s the strangest phenomenon – the more I sit on mine, the more it seems to swell.

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  7. Jennifer aka Binky Bitch says:
    July 28, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Surely you don’t really fart on the KING!? Surely!

    You have an especially lovely ass when you’re wearing your pocket on the butt pants!

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  8. Jennie says:
    July 28, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    Very, very funny. You can have some of my stuffing if you are looking for some…

    Reply
  9. Rita says:
    July 29, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Ha! You must listen to Dr. Demento too!

    Reply
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