Dear Anonymous Comment Person,
I’m thinking you did not care for my Fresh Mait blog?
While you may have kicked my stupid ass out of the store, there is one thing you should know about me and my stupid ass.
My karate chopping skillz.
I especially like to use my karate chopping skillz on pussies.
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Perfect response! Mean humorless people SUCK.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
I don’t know karate, but I know karrrrazy.
Go on wit’ yo bad self.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Btw…love your table. Cute cute cute.
Be careful, I think your pussie might be posessed, it’s reflection on the table is a bit SCARY.
That pussy doesn’t look too scared either.
Your skillz is scarin’ me! Run away! Run away!
You’ve arrived! Your very first troll. I’m so proud. I’m truly beaming!
Your karate chopping skillz kick ass! I think all of the anonymous morons out there (or maybe there’s just one? Any one else feel like maybe all of the stupid-ass anonymous comments are left by the same person?) should be forced to eat only unfresh mait. See how they like it.
I’m impressed! No, really, I am.
That’s right girl – you kick that chicken shit’s ass all over the internets.
you kick ass…and your crown doesn’t even budge…
all hail the queen
I’m speechless, since that was one of the absolute funniest posts I have ever read. In fact, had I written it myself, I probably would’ve just retired right there.
Not that you don’t continue to write equally funny stuff. Just that I couldn’t do it. You rock this blog!
Congrats on your first troll. You have arrived, Queen Heather.
Your pussy’s eyes are glowing again…
i love to karate chop pussies!
While you can tell your pussy is trembling, I am wondering if you left a bruise on your forehead with this move….?
I have to say that the Anon comment person is probably just jealous because he/she spent just as much trying to purchase some Fresh Mait and it tasted funky because he/she didn’t think to ask about the expiration date.
I’ve learned so much from your blog! Just Wanted to let you know you’ve become somewhat of a mentor of mine.
Don’t worry, I’m not the stalking type, though. That makes me sound like the stalking type, doesn’t it? Umm…Well…okay…
I’ve been reading your blog for a little bit now… All I can say is that I love your fresh mait/ boob grabbin’/spittle flying / karate chopping ways.
Rock on
ummm…if mr/mrs anonymous would really have the balls to kick you out of the store, then he/she should have the balls to use their name when they leave a comment!