Do you see it? There, in the back behind the bike tire and in front of the lawnmower?
That would be two bags of play sand purchased just this past Saturday for Parker’s sand box. It rained most of the day Saturday and we said we’d put the sand in on Sunday or the next day.
So why in the hell would *someone* put the sand in such a pain in the ass place to reach?
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Do you see a freezer chocked full of frozen vegetables? No? Me either.
So, pray tell, why would *someone* unloading groceries throw a bag of FRESH broccoli in the freezer?
“Because you always buy frozen vegetables!”
People, I almost never buy frozen vegetables, with corn being the only exception.
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That’s a picture of the hand towels (far right) put away (per the laundry rules) on top of the washcloths and the freshly washed washcloths put on top of the hand towels.
Why would *someone* put away the towels like these when, due to the continually tininess of our linen closets no matter where we live, the placement of the washcloths in front of the hand towels has been the same for twelve years? Twelve! Years!
“I dunno. I wasn’t thinking.”
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware that stacking clean washcloths on top of the washcloths already there and hand towels on top of the hand towels already there took a whole hell of a lot of thinking.
Men.
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Timely stuff…make sure and watch part two also….
Or maybe this one too..
Wife Work http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1582342768
I’m not about the importance of cleaning, but I think she has a point about the “volunteer” mindset of marriage.
I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced my hubby does it on purpose, hoping if he does it “wrong” I won’t ask him to do it again!
I’m with you on the first two – but you would just DIE if you saw either of my linen closets lol!
If you’re in the area, you could be a good Samaritan and sort me out?!
HEY!!!!
I can’t really argue about what men do, but I felt that that post needed a strongly worded comment. As you can see, that didn’t happen either so all you get is “hey”.
This is my strongly worded defense of men.
Picky, picky, picky.
The examples you show are the only way us married guys have to show that we still have a pair.
I sometimes put dirty dishes in the dishwasher full of clean dishes just to rebel.
Or leave food in the sink with the disposal and not pulverize it.
Or – and this really shows you what a man I still am, I will put the milk on the fridge shelf, instead of the door.
Nyah.
I just posted pictures of Little Miss’ room. If you think a man is bad, check out an 8 year old girls room!
I agree with you, men just try to tick us off!
But try asking them to explain brings us into their vortex of ‘logic’… And we could get lost in that vacuum!
OK, but hopefully there are things he does around to compensate. If not, then maybe you can trade him in.
Here, I do the cooking and rough stuff, B knows better than to have me put clothes away as I have no idea how to do it correctly.
I feel your pain
At least you can find the stuff. When mine puts away stuff I never see it again.
What Karen said, and I know it’s true because he flat out told me that if he keeps doing it wrong, I’ll just do it…
Dumb. Just dumb. Must be the penis.
They do it on purpose you know. So you’ll stop expecting and/or asking them to help.
At least my husband does.
oh I am soooooo with you.
You want to see his head explode? Ask him if he knows where the ice is. Stand back it can get messy.
I know exactly how you feel. How long does it take for it to register in a man’s brain. Everything can be in the same place as you say for (over) 12 years, and yet, each day, he goes and gets it from the same place each day. Why, when we plead, beg, fake death, to get them to help, do they sudden have a case of amnesia or dumb-assness as to where everything goes. Same for when “they” are looking for something. “Hun, I can’t find “the toilet paper to wipe my ass”. Oh hun, it right on the roll right beside you. You know that tall, polished nickel thing that it is usually on. Oh, I forgot, you just sit it on the side of the bath tub or in the floor if I am lucky. Then I get the great reward of putting it on after my bare ass has hit cold water. ;p
Hell at least he did SOMETHING!
my guys don’t do squat!
unless you count cooking on the grill?
but FRESH broccoli in the freezer?
Um…that would piss me off lol.
btw I’m back! I couldn’t get on here for a while..computer problems!
Yes, men. Sometimes I swear they don’t have the brains that god gave sour dough biscuits.
ha – in a house my father lived in for 60 years he still asked me – who had not lived there for 15 – where something was!
My partner is worse – V “rearranged” the linen cupboard for me.
Yeah, sure, I appreciate the gesture – but try to explain why it is NOT a good idea to have pillowcases where I keep the swimming bag.
Great choice on ice cream! I love Blue Bell.
ummm, if mine ever put away laundry or groceries, it’d be the first time in 12 years. I wouldn’t complain.
ummm, if mine ever put away laundry or groceries, it’d be the first time in 12 years. I wouldn’t complain.