I don’t know what is wrong with me (yes I do) but something has gone completely haywire. I guess when you’re always walking around with one screw loose, it’s just a matter of time.

I recorded this vlog back in January, but chickened out of posting it.  But in my haywire state, I had an epiphany, if epiphany means revelations that come to you when you’ve been drinking. Like there’s any other. Anyway, I thought that a vlog about how I fucked up a vlog would be so funny at 150% speed!  And now I’m like committed to myself to not be a chicken shit and post the mother fucker, even if it blows up my blog.

God help me if it’s a flop and an embarrassment to my name because I’m suffering from an enormous case of writer’s block and it will be LIKE HELL trying to come up with enough posts to put up and bury this vlog off the first page.  I’ll have to post random pictures of cows, I guess. But at least I can look at myself and know I took a chance today, even if I do live to regret it. And there’s always the alcohol to help me forget.


A vlog about a vlog from Heather Hitchcock on Vimeo. Recorded in front of a live studio audience (of her cats.)

Could you tell in the vlog where I completely LIE THROUGH MY TEETH. I’ll give you two hints – #1) the phone rang and #2) I get sorta hive-ish and itchy around my face and neck when I’m telling a lie.

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63 Responses to “I’m determined to blow up my blog: A vlog about a vlog”
  1. Your voice is higher than I imagined.

    Love the line about epiphanys and alcohol. Brilliant.

  2. SoMo says:

    Just wanted to say, I don’t drink, but all those concoctions at the top of your blog make me thirsty. What is up with that?

  3. Karly says:

    Oh, Heather. I love you. I really and truly do.

  4. Rachel says:

    HILARIOUS! Love it!

  5. I’m thinking you swallowed Minnie Mouse. Am I wrong?

  6. alexandra says:

    I….loved….IT!! Do Not go posting pictures of cows. 100% riveting, entertaining, couldn’t tear myself away , even when my son kept calling me to wipe his butt cuz he was “DONE!!!” Loved it…more, please. Especially on hyperspeed. I loved it, won’t say it anymore…but I loved it. My pray for tonight, “Please, Dear God, help me to be as funny as Heather on her Vlog. Thank you. Amen.”

  7. alexandra says:

    P.S. definite YouTube material. You have found your calling. Daily vlogs on hyperspeed by you=heaven..

  8. alexandra says:

    Sorry, totally stalking you this morning, but that coupon thing…just made something inside me come alive!!!! (JK) Anyway, I saved 90 bucks in coupons tendered last week. I shopped for a total of $376 before the 90 bucks off. I do double coupon day (wens) and then shop the in store specials, and match those with the manufacturer’s coupons ..sorry to drone on but that kind of talk just turns m husband on…anyway 90 bucks off of a total 376 dollar trip for 4 guys. Not bad…

  9. ali says:

    this canadian bitch thinks you are hilarious.

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  11. Marinka says:

    How the fuck did I miss this? Your voice is deeper than I thought it would be.

  12. Mocha says:

    Has anyone ever proposed marriage to you on your blog? How about on your vlog?

    Shit is hilarious. I’m popping the question when I see you in person. I’m the one picking up all the coupons you’re dropping when you’re at the store.

  13. You want to know what’s FREAKY? As I am watching this, literally, my 8 year old is watching a “fred” video on YouTube behind me and it’s like The battle of the helium voices.

    I’m thinking it must be a sign.

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