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Let me guess. You don’t speak Pudding, do you? I apologize. It’s all I’m capable of speaking at the moment. Here, let me translate it for you..
Jillian Michaels makes Hannibal Lecter look as innocent as a newborn kitten!
I’m on Day 3 of the 30 Day Shred. I hope you’re proud of me – I’m typing this blog post with my nose. It’s the only part of my body that doesn’t hurt.
Does anyone else look in Jillian’s eyes during the 30 Day Shred and see that red flash of evil? I do.
And does Anita’s abs scare the hell out of you too? Call me sexist, but that tight of a six pack only looks good on men. Every time I look at her abs I think of carving up a meaty rack of baby back ribs.
Mmmm…baby back ribs.
I haven’t had any chocolate in 24 hours. I started walking to the pantry to steal more of Parker’s Easter candy, but as I did, I passed the fruit basket and (brace yourself!) snagged an orange instead. I believe that’s what they call “smart choices”, but knowing that I’m forced to make those kind of choices makes my ass want to suck a sour lemon, if, you know, I could actually utilize my ass muscles without shrieking from the pain.
Shouldn’t choosing a 30-year fixed mortgage and weather-appropriate clothing for my children each morning fulfill my obligation of “smart choices”?
Being an adult sucks sometimes.
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*bowing down* You made it to day 3? I couldn’t even make it through the first 3 minutes. She scares me….BAD! She makes me feel guilty when I’m sitting on my ass watching Biggest Loser.
Jillian kind of creeps me out when she calls the girls “Buddy.”
I did Level 1 last night and wanted to die, pretty much like every other time I’ve done it. God help me when I have to do those damn lateral lunges with anterior delt raise. Or whatever they’re called, you know when you’re lunging left and right and lifting your arms forward in front of you?
I’m guilty of crying through the last circuit of the workout. Not because I’m in pain, though I am, it’s because I can’t stop and it totally freaks me out.
Also, there’s the time Jillian says, “If you want abs like this, you have to work!” while she’s highlighting the finer points of Anita’s crunch technique. What if I don’t want creepy abs like hers? Go back to eating ice cream? Done.
It’s crazy horrible, isn’t it? It gets better. Really it does.
Oh, my sympathies! I did “BODY FOR LIFE” for a while and couldn’t figure out why something called BODY FOR LIFE made me feel like I wanted to DIE. Totally misleading, yes?
I’ve watched segments of the Shred on Youtube. I thought I’d check it out before committing myself to the torture. I was terrified, and had I not actually feared Jillian Michaels would bust through my computer screen and bitch slap me for being a baby, I would have wept. Instead, I clicked away rapidly!
She scares me too. But I applaud you, from the couch with my french toast and fat ass.
there is part of me that wants to try to shred to see if its really as bad as everyone is saying. But you know what, the fatter part of me just kicked her ass and I don’t think that I will be tempted to shred anymore.
But good for you!! ‘They’ say it gets easier. (Although I am pretty sure ‘they’ have been paid off by Jillian Michaels & are lying!!)
I am impressed. I can’t stick with anything for three days. An orange over chocolate deserves some kind of freaking award.
I raise my glass of vodka to you….oh, I forgot, you can’t have that on the Shred, can you? LOL!
I can’t have any vodka while on the Shred?!?!?! I’m tempted to try it, but doubt I can go without a martini. I wonder if I’ll still lose weight.
I totally am jumping on the bandwagon…the dvd is waiting for me to open it…i think i’m scared of becoming a real adult and making smart choices…
Oh crap. I just ate a chocolate cadbury egg. Smart choices tomorrow.
I agree. Smart choices are overrated.
Congratulations (I think)
There was a woman in the health club yesterday with scary abs…I think only men can pull off a six pack. That woman scared me…now go have some chocolate:P
I like to call it the 30 Day RatherBeDead.
VOLUNTEER for pain? Lady, I get enough pain just getting our of my chair, which is only semi-voluntary. But noble of me, yes?
My new favorite saying (courtesy of the “Car Talk” guys on NPR, because I Am That Geeky), is, “Oh SHUT UP.” I would love to try it out on this Jillian person, on your behalf. Please tell her to stop by.
And thank YOU for stopping by. : )
– Laurie @ Foolery
I made it three days, and then I quit. I couldn’t stand the knee pain or the ass pain any longer. (Apparently, the knee pain doesn’t happen if you bother to do lunges correctly. Bygones.) I always sort of regretted not sticking to it longer, so I’m curious about how you’re doing. Perhaps I’ll give it another try if I can find someone who is NOT a rep for the company who will tell me that it actually works!