Not that I can remember, but apparently I had a brain once
Posted by Heather in Alabamer public edjumacation done taught me to readA few months ago, an editor for an organization of extra smart people approached me through my blog, asking for an interview. I know I’ve been out of the corporate office realm for almost a decade, but it seems as if times have really changed and it’s now acceptable to drop acid while at work.
Actually though, in a galaxy far, far away, I was a member of this extra smart people organization.
I’ll wait while you recover from this shock.
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With my invisible sidebar integrity badge, you can be assured this is the truth and I am in no way making up the fact that I at one time had a highly-tuned academic mind. Thinking back to my scholarships and dean’s list certificates and fancy Latin words on my degree in no way makes me depressed while I sit here, a 9-year stay-at-home mom, with no idea of the direction of her life.
I better move on from that thought before I actually do get depressed.
Anyway, I agreed to the interview and the editor almost fucking killed me. He wouldn’t let me cuss AT ALL. In fact, I couldn’t even say “crap” in the answers so right now I feel like throwing in a bunch of random F bombs in this post.
Except I’m kind of scared of Peter (the editor) and if he finds out I did cuss while talking about this interview, he’ll probably send me an email using words I have to look up in the dictionary, which really puts me in my place.
Unfortunately there’s no way you can comment on the interview. I guess you could always email Peter directly, expressing your amazement at his ability to get me to write without dropping the F bomb. He lost a battle of wits with me just this morning, so it might soothe his ego if you did.




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I just scanned it and saw that they censored your references to total love and adoration of me. It’s like we’re in Soviet Russia or something.
(I will read it later!)
How fun you got to take the newsletter virginity! That was a fun interview!
(I should have placed the latter sentence first. It definitely was fun)
Loved the interview.
“Note: some entries are edgy – proceed with tongue planted firmly in cheek, she advises” I loved the warning. You are awesome.
I love when people come with warnings. haha. Someone once stumbled my blog with the warning that I “might not be for everybody or people that don’t like profanity.”
Great interview, by the way!
Great interview! My brains might not be as big as your brains but its nice to know that its ok to take a different path and that things do work out
Fuck. there I said it. fuck, fuck, fuck. well, I feel better anyway. ~rick
Great interview….you had a lot to say, but you said the most important stuff: awesome.
I love that you are called “zany!”
Great fucking interview.

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