Comments on: Shopping Bags and Syphilis Curses

By: Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo

Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:40:36 +0000

My GOD! You curse people with syphilis too?

My friends totally think I am weird.

But it is EFFECTIVE. Painful AND humiliating. You can’t get any more awesome than that.

By: Ann's Rants

Ann's Rants — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:40:06 +0000

I get more subliminal messages like “These fucking reusable bags don’t stand up, Bitch”
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By: Gretchen

Gretchen — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:02:23 +0000

And they ask over and over – “Ma’am (grrrrr), do you need a carry out?” “No thank you, I can handle it.” “Ma’am (GRRRR), do you need help to your car?” “NO. I STILL can handle it. I’m just fine. Oh yes I am.

BTW, I’m doing that damned shred thing too and agree about the pushups. They’re just…unnatural.
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By: Amo

Amo — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:28:36 +0000

I bet if you wore one of those old wrestling unitards they’d never offer again…
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By: MommyTime

MommyTime — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:53:13 +0000

First of all, I’m betting those cashiers are either young girls with no kids, or older ladies who have no recollection of when their own children were small. Because as anyone our age knows, any mother who can (and does) in a pinch carry her 53-pound son upstairs to bed from the car, or who pushes BOTH her children in the jogging stroller (combined weight of kids & stroller = nearly 100 pounds) can certainly carry some groceries. Just chalk it up to the ignorance of youth/age.
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By: Stormy

Stormy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:47:17 +0000

I’ve NEVER had muscles. EVER. But now I’m starting to get some thanks to an awesome weightlifting program I do at home! It’s called Chalean Extreme. I LOVE it and am. getting. muscles. at the ripe old age of 34. I know…I’m surprised myself, lol.

Also, I quit getting carded at LEAST 10 years ago. Must be all the grey hair?! Damn genetics.

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:39:52 +0000

Heather, thanks for enlightening me! Here all this time I was thinking I was the recipient of GOOD customer service…OMG now I realize I’m 31…that’s totally what’s up! Those jerks. And I can’t say I have nicely toned arms and legs, so now I really know what they think of me. How depressing. Thanks for the laughs!
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By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:42:04 +0000

I only wish I were a fly on the wall to hear what they say when you leave…it must be lovely.

Yeah, it does hurt the day you quit getting carded. “Yeah, go ahead, buy as much liquor as you want, drink as much as you want, because you’re so old that who really cares what you do?!”

By: Suzy

Suzy — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:16:31 +0000

The bag boys always ask if I need help to the car and I say no. Then I walk 12 feet and think, “That was dumb. These bags are filled with syphilis curses and weigh a ton.”
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By: Eric | Eden Journal

Eric | Eden Journal — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:25 +0000

Ha, this kinda reminds me a little of the movie “Lady in the Water” where one guy only worked out with his right arm, and it was much bigger and stronger than the other. He looked weak from one side and massive from the other. Maybe you could take that approach and then just flex your big arm when they ask you if you need help!
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