Comments on: Boring January

By: Kelli @ 3 Boys and a Dog

Kelli @ 3 Boys and a Dog — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:17:38 +0000

Found you via Velveteen Mind – I am guess since you are talking Senior Bowl and Mardi Gras that you are in Alabama. But, you also mention “small town” which Mobile is not… so, where are you? People around here have no idea what “blogging” is and I could REALLY use a IRL blogging buddy or two. I am in Grand Bay
.-= Kelli @ 3 Boys and a Dog´s last blog ..Top 10 Things I am Looking Forward to at Blissdom! =-.

By: Bejewell

Bejewell — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:16:49 +0000

Lord, don’t get me started on the Valentine’s Day rant already. There is nothing wrong with me on the inside OR the outside (except for my tiny head). There’s something wrong with THEM. The SHEEP, YES I SAID SHEEP, who buy into that ridiculous Hallmark holiday!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I WANT TO KILL THEM, with their Valentines and their candy and their flowers and their skimpy lingerie!

(I do lurvs me some chocolate covered strawberries, though.)
.-= Bejewell´s last blog ..The Post With Lots of “Buts” and One Unusually Tiny Head =-.

By: Gretchen

Gretchen — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:48:54 +0000

Yikes. 11. Well, actually, I think I was about 13 when my friend and I found her mom's copy of "The Happy Hooker" and started reading aloud to each other. Now THAT was eye opening! .-= Gretchen´s last blog ..Spin Cycle/Monday List: 10 Things That Make Me Happy =-.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:05:41 +0000

Another story, one time when my mother in law was staying with us for a few weeks, she greets my wife at the door when she got home from work. Says her and the kids hear a strange noise in the bedroom but they couldn’t find what was causing it. Turns out my wifes vibrator was on for some reason, vibrating against the bottom of the wooden drawer. She had fun coming up with a believable excuse for the noise, because they were all wondering what it was. I’m just sorry I didn’t get to see her trying to explain it.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:00:28 +0000

My wife and I had a date night last Saturday. We went out to eat, and then feeling frisky without the kids we went to a ‘toy’ store. After lots of laughs we made a purchase and went right home. Where we promptly fell asleep. The toy is still in a bag under the bed.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:08:19 +0000

Sad but true tale, finally:

Oh, yes, teenage girls know about vibrators, and about WHAT kind of vibrators there are, and what the difference is among them, and what the different styles are called. Oh, yeah.

So, a friend of mine walked downstairs, and into a conversation going on with her 15 year old daughter, and a group of her teenage friends. She just came around the corner, and heard talk of a “rabbit.” My friend enthusiastically pipes in with, “Oh! I love rabbits! I have a rabbit! I call him “bunny love.” He loves it when I feed him pita chips….” Her daughter interrupts, with audible shame, “Mom! MOM! stop! …the rabbit is the name of a kind of vibrator!!”

My poor friend…

By: anymommy

anymommy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:43:39 +0000

Smelling vodka made me laugh out loud. My January was hugely improved by a girls' weekend! .-= anymommy´s last blog ..Hart for Haiti Event =-.

By: Marinka

Marinka — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:21:29 +0000

I want in on this surrogacy!
OMG about v’ibrators. But as I like to say, better them than me!
.-= Marinka´s last blog ..Obviously =-.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:02:26 +0000

I have a funny story to tell you on just this very subject, but everytime I get a bit of a chance to sit down and tell it, one of my 3 punks is around.

I’ll try later…after bedtime…worth the wait… I promise.

By: joeinvegas

joeinvegas — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:01:00 +0000

So, you’re the cool aunt?
And I still have that box of beads waiting.
.-= joeinvegas´s last blog ..Birds after the rain =-.