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Send Me Some Estrogen, Stat!

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

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Things I’d Rather Do Than Ironing

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

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Monkey See, Monkey Doo Doo (Revisited)

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Posted by Heather in Quirky Kid Dossier, School is for dummies | 7 Comments »

I Have Animal Magnetism

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Posted by Heather in A Bunch of Nothing | 24 Comments »

How to eat your asshole children

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Posted by Heather in This Mom Gig | 38 Comments »

I’m having a Kotex, err, I mean Kodak crisis. Help me, please!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Posted by Heather in A Bunch of Nothing | 23 Comments »

I Just Lost 5lbs on a Walk by Crapping in My Pants

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Posted by Heather in I Couldn't Make This Shit Up | 33 Comments »

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Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Posted by Heather in Uncategorized | 30 Comments »

Dirty Talking Foreplay at the Shake Shake

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Posted by Heather in Immature Shallow Me, Marital Bon Mot | 18 Comments »

These are the Words. These are the Moments.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Posted by Heather in This Mom Gig | 18 Comments »

I'm Heather, and I'm both politically and grammatically incorrect. This blog kicks ass because I write only the truth. And the truth is always funnier than fiction.
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