I don’t know what is wrong with me. I probably need professional help. Also, you can’t imagine how much my southern accent comes out when I’ve been drinking. Believe me, it’s A LOT. You should watch this vlog over at The Mouthy Housewives just to see.

The vlog is all sorts of awesome, especially if you are NOT at BlogHer in NYC. I mean, what could be awesomer than drinking in your closet? I’m positive NYC can’t even compare.

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One of the The Mouthy Housewives Party sponsors, 8th Continent Soymilk is having a Facebook contest, Nice Job, Mom.  Go see that for yourself too, but as a sneak peek, you tell them about your less-than-perfect parenting moment and you can win free housekeeping for a year. This is probably the exact kind of professional help I need.

Do you remember my first vlog?

Well, I finally recorded a second one, this time at normal speed, so you’ll finally get to hear the real me, Southern accent and all.

The vlog is over at The Mouthy Housewives and is about surviving school holidays. My advice combines environmental awareness with the next haute couture for hair. Seriously. I fully expect an Emmy for the vlog and whatever award it is they give for couture designers.

Go watch it and let’s give thanks for environmental awareness and the latest haute couture in hair accessories. Oh, yeah, and my awesome advice. And for Southern accents. Gosh, so much to appreciate!

I don’t know what is wrong with me (yes I do) but something has gone completely haywire. I guess when you’re always walking around with one screw loose, it’s just a matter of time.

I recorded this vlog back in January, but chickened out of posting it.  But in my haywire state, I had an epiphany, if epiphany means revelations that come to you when you’ve been drinking. Like there’s any other. Anyway, I thought that a vlog about how I fucked up a vlog would be so funny at 150% speed!  And now I’m like committed to myself to not be a chicken shit and post the mother fucker, even if it blows up my blog.

God help me if it’s a flop and an embarrassment to my name because I’m suffering from an enormous case of writer’s block and it will be LIKE HELL trying to come up with enough posts to put up and bury this vlog off the first page.  I’ll have to post random pictures of cows, I guess. But at least I can look at myself and know I took a chance today, even if I do live to regret it. And there’s always the alcohol to help me forget.

A vlog about a vlog from Heather Hitchcock on Vimeo. Recorded in front of a live studio audience (of her cats.)

Could you tell in the vlog where I completely LIE THROUGH MY TEETH. I’ll give you two hints – #1) the phone rang and #2) I get sorta hive-ish and itchy around my face and neck when I’m telling a lie.