Hi, I’m Heather, author of this blog. Welcome to the page Heatherrhea, where shit just comes out of my mouth.

Who am I?  I’m sorry, I don’t process philosophical questions before 5 o’clock. That’s when cocktail hour starts and I need a good stiff drink to lube the cerebral wheels.

I started blogging to find out who I am and now my blog demands I answer the question that has no answer.

At the risk of being labeled a mommy blogger, I’m a mother to two boys, ages 9 and 6.  My oldest son is Payton and he’s a bit of marine science genius. Though some have tried to confuse his gift with Asperger’s Syndrome, I say bullshit and started a personal uprising against labels.  Payton’s a creative genius and that can’t be medicalized.  My youngest son is Parker and he has the prettiest blue eyes on the planet.  He could possibly be Robert Redford’s love child, only I think the laboratory crossed genes with Adam Sandler’s sense of humor.

To sum it up, both of my kids are awesome.

I’ve been married to the same guy for over 13 years and guess what?  He’s awesome too.

Really, I’m surrounded by awesomeness.

Everything you read on my blog is true because the truth of life is always funnier than fiction.

If you’d like to know more about me, you have to buy me dinner first.  Or you could just click on my contact page and email me.

If you’d like to live a happier and fuller life, look for my advice over at The Mouthy Housewives.